Hello, world. This is Matt’s less witty and less awesome camera owning counterpart. I was going to steal his new Casio Exilim S-10, you know, in the name of this blog, but I figured he’d make better use of it over in Korea. I’ll be blogging what I eat for the week so he can concentrate on being Korean without this ball log thingy going stale. Because nobody likes a stale blog or stale Bon Chon. Or sentence fragments. Here are the rules while he is gone:
- Everything I eat will not affect his food money counter total thingy over there —->
- Since I’m only here a week, I’m going to try to eat more interesting crap.
- There will be more lists of crap.
- There will be more use of the word crap.
- You have to leave a comment or else I will go to your site and berate you (I’m much meaner than Matt).
My first entry is about a diner because I’m from New Jersey and that’s all we’re known for. Diners, Bon Jovi, and Jersey girls. This one was on the Food Network with that tool Guy Fieri who does the TGI Friday’s commercials and the “Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives” show. What’s your favorite thing to order at diners? When I was in high school it was the combo platter (fries + chicken fingers + mozz sticks), but nowadays its eggs benedict.

Helpful signs to useful locations that all have a lot of crap.

The original pancake wrap – a pancake stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon and american cheese

A more interesting internal shot

The condom mints that I used – syrup for the pancake part, ketchup and Frank’s RedHot for the eggs part
The Brownstone Diner & Pancake Factory
426 Jersey Avenue
Jersey City, NJ 07302
(201) 433-0471

Boyyyycotttt. I want Matt back. He was friendlier and less angry at the world (well, only when he’s posting his blogs). And as I have stated in past comments: cajun burger from Stateline Diner near good ol’ Montvale, NJ.
Hmm, I’m gonna say that doesn’t look all that delicious, but maybe with some RedHot…
I don’t love diners anymore. My favorite thing is a Blue Cheese Burger, but those are starting to appeal to me less and less. I should get one of those $150 hamburgers. That should be pretty good.
Pancake wraps?
Canadians are missing out.
Its okay you guys have the fries + gravy + the funny squeaky cheese
i can’t believe paul commented on your first post. why must you hate me paul!!
The only thing you can eat at diners in Jersey is breakfast food. Maybe a milkshake.
cheeeeeeeeeese fries with cheese whiz.. gotta have the whiz..
The pankcake wrap is an awesome idea. Never been to a place that serves pancake wrap. I think that is the ultimate breakfast, all my favorites bundled together.
wow interesting eats already. if you didn’t steal matt’s camera are u using an iphone then?
Yep its an iPhone. I’m gonna use a better camera for my other posts.
Holy CRAP! I don’t know about list crap! And lists? What kind of crap is that? LOL…just kidding. I don’t give a crap…haha! Well I am glad to see that you are able to keep blogging for your buddy while he is enjoying his vacation and you are left here to suffer without him. Keep it interested otherwise people are going to get bored and read my blog….ouch! Not good…thanks for entertaining me while I am at work
Aw crap. I’d better comment. My favorite thing to order at diners is the chicken croquette special. I don’t know what it is about fried mounds of what looks like pre-chewed chicken doused in yellowish gravy, but I can’t resist them.